Joke #36

A man wanted to be romantic when he proposed to the love of his life. So each night he arranged to have a different gift brought to his one and only.

On the first night, there was a knock on her door and when she opened it, a California gray seal balancing a ball on his nose was there.

She was, of course, puzzled.

On the second night there was a knock on her door and this time an American Sign Language interpreter was there with her hands forming the ASL symbol for love.

She was now doubly puzzled (and a little weirded out).

On the third night, a Fed Ex driver dropped off a very large box to the girlfriend. Out of the box popped the boyfriend with a beautiful engagement ring who laid a big kiss on her.

She asked, "what is all this about?"

And he said, "Signed, seal delivered, I'm yours!---Would you marry me?"