Joke #29

Two bicyclists were riding down a side road together. All of a sudden, a herd of goats ran into the road making all kinds of goat noises and stopped them in their tracks.

The goats circled the cyclists and got very quiet for a second, then started up again, louder than before and wouldn't quit. One cyclist looked at the other and said, "We might need a tourniquet to stop all the bleating."

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