Joke #28

A tall pine tree fell in love with a lumberjack and they got married. They were happy until one day when she noticed a bunch of nearby trees had been cut down in the forest. She was absolutely livid. 

"Did you do this?" she said to her husband?

"Yeah, it's kind of my job" said the lumberjack.

"I don't care. You brute, you make me sick. I want you out of my forest, NOW!" she screamed.

                                                                    In the end, she was stumped by her axe husband's behavior.