Joke #23

One hot summer night, a giraffe and an ostrich spied each other across a crowded dance floor and felt an instant attraction to each other. They sipped tall drinks, talked and before too long, the giraffe asked the ostrich for a date. One date turned into two and before you knew it, they were in love and moved in together.

For awhile they got along great. But, as so often happens, they grew apart. It seems that the giraffe, according to the ostrich, became a huge pain in the neck. For the giraffe, the ostrich was always burying her head in the sand and would never stick her neck out for anyone.

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